Which Baltimore neighborhood
should you call home?

Are you a homebody with roots firmly planted in the city’s historic enclaves, a free-spirited wanderer, or a trailblazer wanting to be the first on the scene? Do you prefer scenic green spaces to the concrete jungle? Take our quiz to see which Baltimore neighborhood you should call home.

In what type of dwelling do you see yourself?
  • High-rise
  • House boat
  • Parents' basement
  • Single-family home
  • Victorian rowhouse
Which best describes your personal fashion sense?
  • Business casual
  • Flip-flops and pajama bottoms
  • Handmade threads, socks with Birkenstocks
  • Hipster glasses and gender-neutral basics
  • Skinny jeans and ironic Ts
What is your favorite foodstuff?
  • Anything Cindy Wolf makes
  • Burritos
  • Chicken box and a half-and-half
  • Ethnic takeout
  • Royal Farms chicken and Western fries
At what type of establishment do you prefer to do your drinking?
  • All of them
  • Crab deck/raw bar
  • Corner bar
  • Neighborhood watering hole
  • Tavern
What is your ideal date?
  • Dinner and a movie
  • Drinking
  • Nibbles and a stroll at an outdoor market
  • Picnic with a view
  • Sailing
Which is your favorite city park?
  • Canton Waterfront Park
  • Federal Hill
  • Fort McHenry
  • Wyman Park Dell
  • Sherwood Gardens
What is your preferred means of transportation?
  • Bus
  • Car
  • Charm City Circulator
  • Water taxi
  • Walking
What is your favorite representation of Baltimore in pop culture?
  • "The Accidental Tourist"
  • "The Bedroom Window"
  • "Pecker"
  • "Homicide: Life on the Streets"
  • "The Wire" Season 2
Where do you buy your groceries?
  • Eddie's
  • Local vendors
  • Giant
  • Harris Teeter
  • Whole Foods
Is Baltimore in your blood?
  • Nope, new to town
  • No, but Natty Boh is
  • Yep, born and bred
  • I've lived all over
  • From somewhere else, but been here awhile now

Disclaimer: This is a non-scientific quiz intended for entertainment purposes. Due to space constraints, only a sampling of Baltimore’s more than 200 neighborhoods could be included. Neighborhoods were selected based on characteristics that most lent themselves to this feature.

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